Quote by Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still ca

It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
Death
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For tis not in mere death that men die most. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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Death

Hitchcock had to fight to the death to make his movies. – Alex Winter

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Death

Death comes in a flash, and thats the truth of it, the persons gone in less than 24 frames of film. – Martin Scorsese

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Death

Death is a commingling of eternity with time in the death of a good man, eternity is seen looking through time. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Death

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May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends. – Author Unknown

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Housewarming

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life. – Robin Roberts

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Humor

Maybe its our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer. – Chuck Palahniuk

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God

Somebody recently figured out that we have 35 million laws to enforce the ten commandments. – Attributed to both Bert Masterson and Earl Wilson

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Justice & Law