Quote by Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still ca

It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Death
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Man always dies before he is fully born. – Erich Fromm

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Death

Death is really a great blessing for humanity, without it there could be no real progress. People who lived for ever would not only hamper and discourage the young, but they would themselves lack sufficient stimulus to be creative. – Alfred Adler

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Death

We get into the habit of living before acquiring the habit of thinking. In that race which daily hastens us towards death, the body maintains its irreparable lead. – Albert Camus

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Death

When death has you by the throat, you dont mince words. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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Death

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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. – H. L. Mencken

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Humor

I have now disposed of all my property to my family. There is one thing more I wish I could give them, and that is the Christian religion. – Patrick Henry

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Family

Go anywhere in England where there are natural, wholesome, contented, and really nice English people; and what do you always find? That the stables are the real center of the household. – George Bernard Shaw

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? – Anonymous

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Sports