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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still ca

It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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My fathers death, my move, and my frightening and difficult delivery created a tremendous amount of stress, pain, and sadness for me. I was practically devastated beyond recovery. – Brooke Shields

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Its funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film Death Sentence, and I got back with him again in Inside Llewyn Davis. – Garrett Hedlund

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Death

Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. – Marcus Aurelius

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Tradition demands that we not speak poorly of the dead. – Daniel Barenboim

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We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross. – Shawn Wayans

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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been kindness, beauty, and truth. – Albert Einstein, Ideas and Opinions

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