The love we give away is the only love we keep. – Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three. – Elbert Hubbard
We awaken in others the same attitude of mind we hold toward them. – Elbert Hubbard
Unfortunately, the real achievements of children on the ground became debased and devalued because Labor education secretaries sounded like Soviet commissars praising the tractor production figures when we know that those exams were not the rock-solid measures of achievement that children deserve. – Michael Gove