Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen