Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen