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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to

Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Reality is a palette that humans paint on to let themselves sleep better at night. – Author Unknown

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Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check? – Author Unknown

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I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time! – Author Unknown

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There are no facts, only interpretations. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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