As you know, Black Friday is the day shoppers go berserk for holiday deals. – Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, “Black Friday,” original airdate 2013 No
Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. – Author Unknown
People will buy anything that is one to a customer. – Sinclair Lewis
Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday. – Jarod Kintz
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. – Author Unknown
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. – John Andrew Holmes
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. – Bill Bryson
I shop like a bull — I charge everything! – Author Unknown
Creditors have better memories than debtors. – Benjamin Franklin
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? – Kin Hubbard
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after. – Joyce Brothers
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. – Elwyn Brooks White
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. – J. Paul Getty
There must be more to life than having everything! – Maurice Sendak
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. – Harold Coffin
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. – Marcelene Cox
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. – Author Unknown
