Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. – Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. – Spike Milligan

Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. – Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. – Spike Milligan
Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
Hamlet is one of the most dangerous things ever set down on paper. All the big, unknowable questions like what it is to be a human being the difference between sanity and insanity the meaning of life and death whats real and not real. All these subjects can literally drive you mad. – Michael Sheen
The test of an adventure is that when youre in the middle of it, you say to yourself, Oh, now Ive got myself into an awful mess; I wish I were sitting quietly at home. And the sign that somethings wrong with you is when you sit quietly at home wishing you were out having lots of adventure. – Thornton Wilder