Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. – Spike Milligan
Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. – Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant make me happy. – Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan
Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan
And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native. – Spike Milligan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan
