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And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Elec

And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door neighbour. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but thats it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test. – Joan Chen

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. – Samuel Butler

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What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn’t it be nice if eternity captured you smiling? – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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But for me, it is when a student has died. I find the death of a young person the most difficult and painful of times. To explain it to other young people, to see a bright future snuffed out, is just awful. I am haunted by those deaths. – Donna Shalala

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War is failure of diplomacy. – John Dingell

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Every Night and every Morn
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