The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. – Samuel Butler
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them. – Samuel Butler

The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. – Samuel Butler
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them. – Samuel Butler
Always eat grapes downward — that is eat the best grapes first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good down to the last. If you eat the other way, you will not have a good grape in the lot. – Samuel Butler
It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents. – Samuel Butler