The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. – Samuel Butler
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them. – Samuel Butler
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions. – Samuel Butler
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them. – Samuel Butler
It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk. – Samuel Butler
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. Its because Im freelance, and Ive never had a proper job. I dont have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. – Jenny Eclair