It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan

It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908