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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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God
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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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Especially with a comedy, youve got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. Its not like drama where youre trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. Youre trying to figure out whats the funniest way to do something. – Luke Wilson

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funny

If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and Im sure Id love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. – Karen Russell

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