Spike Milligan's Quote - How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

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Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan

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Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

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At school I was very shy. I wasnt funny really. – Michel Gondry

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. – George Bernard Shaw

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