Quote by Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

Other quotes by Spike Milligan
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

Category:
funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

Category:
funny

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. – Charisma Carpenter

Category:
funny

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I still have, I hope, a lot of years and there are still a lot of things I want to do. – Faye Dunaway

Category:
Hope

There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. Youre cleaning up vomit and its 2 in the morning, and youre wishing there was somebody else there to help you. – Meg Tilly

Category:
Morning

I support legal immigration. – Heather Wilson

Category:
legal

I think its realistic to have hope. One can be a perverse idealist and say the easiest thing: I despair. The worlds no good. Thats a perverse idealist. Its practical to hope, because the hope is for us to survive as a human species. Thats very realistic. – Studs Terkel

Category:
Hope