Spike Milligan's Quote - How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan

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Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. – Spike Milligan

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan

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