Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Whos your real friend? Its the person who tells you the truth. Thats who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. – Bill Maher
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher