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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - L

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. Bridesmaids is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as Bad Teacher. – Chris Pratt

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. – Joe Rogan

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Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other. – Joseph Addison

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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. – Jean Kerr

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There’s an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

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Ive always believed that if you put in the work, the results will come. – Michael Jordan

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