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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - L

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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