Quote by Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - L

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

Other quotes by Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin

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funny
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

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I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth. – Tina Yothers

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As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didnt know that funny women existed. It wasnt until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. – Jenny Eclair

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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

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