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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Ive always believed in God. I also think thats the sort of thing that either comes as part of the equipment, the capacity to believe, or at some point in your life, when youre in a position where you actually need help from a power greater than yourself, you simply make an agreement. – Stephen King

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, Why god? Why me? and the thundering voice of God answered, Theres just something about you that pisses me off. – Stephen King

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But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it werent so exciting. – Bill Gates

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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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