Quote by Stephen King
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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A lot of us grow up and we grow out of the literal interpretation that we get when were children, but we bear the scars all our life. Whether theyre scars of beauty or scars of ugliness, its pretty much in the eye of the beholder. – Stephen King

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You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you. – Stephen King

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Its a mystery. Thats the first thing that interests me about the idea of God. If there is one, its mysterious and powerful and awesome to even consider the concept, and you have to take it seriously. – Stephen King

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Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn

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A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. – Petra Nemcova

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The funny thing is that Im the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone whos traveled with me. Normally, Im in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia! – Vera Wang

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The cinema is not an art which films life: the cinema is something between art and life. Unlike painting and literature, the cinema both gives to life and takes from it, and I try to render this concept in my films. Literature and painting both exist as art from the very start; the cinema doesnt. – Jean-Luc Godard

Well, for one thing, you know my dad was a cop. – Edward Burns

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To be able to ask a question clearly is two-thirds of the way to getting it answered. – John Ruskin

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