Quote by Stephen King
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that weve always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us. – Stephen King

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Fear
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What charitable 1 percenters cant do is assume responsibility – Americas national responsibilities: the care of its sick and its poor, the education of its young, the repair of its failing infrastructure, the repayment of its staggering war debts. – Stephen King

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Education
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Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process. – Stephen King

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best
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You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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funny

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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funny

Thats my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. – Joe Rogan

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funny

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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funny

Random Quotes

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. – John Peel

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Mistakes

Peoples backyards are much more interesting than their front gardens, and houses that back on to railways are public benefactors. – John Betjeman

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Home

Where does discontent start? You are warm enough, but you shiver. You are fed, yet hunger gnaws you. You have been loved, but your yearning wanders in new fields. And to prod all these theres time, the Bastard Time. – John Steinbeck

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Time

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they cant tell the truth without lying. – Josh Billings

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Truth