Quote by Stephen King
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. – Stephen King

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I never saw any of my dads stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts. – Stephen King

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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. – Stephen King

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My grandchildren are fabulous and funny. – Erica Jong

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