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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Only enemies speak the truth friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. – Stephen King

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Truth
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Stephen King
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, Why god? Why me? and the thundering voice of God answered, Theres just something about you that pisses me off. – Stephen King

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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho

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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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I know people will think its funny because Ive done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up. – Jennifer Ellison

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I dont think Im funny. – Liam Neeson

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Its very strange that most people dont care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations. – Doug Coupland

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