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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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I never saw any of my dads stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts. – Stephen King

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You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you. – Stephen King

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. – Arthur Smith

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

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A case which commonly happens with us in London, as well as our Neighbours in Paris, where if a Witty Man starts a happy thought, a Million of sordid Imitators ride it to death. – Thomas Brown, Laconics: Or, New Maxims of State and Conversation

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