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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. – Stephen King

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