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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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Well, Im like a drug addict, Im always saying Im going to stop, and then I dont, what Ive said consistently is that I hope I know when to stop: when it starts to get repetitive. – Stephen King

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Hope
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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, Why god? Why me? and the thundering voice of God answered, Theres just something about you that pisses me off. – Stephen King

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Family
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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan

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funny

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. – Sydney Smith

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The worlds most famous and popular language is music. – PSY

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