Quote by Stephen King
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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What charitable 1 percenters cant do is assume responsibility – Americas national responsibilities: the care of its sick and its poor, the education of its young, the repair of its failing infrastructure, the repayment of its staggering war debts. – Stephen King

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Education
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Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process. – Stephen King

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best
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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. – Stephen King

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Home
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Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. – Michael Morpurgo

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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funny

I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

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funny

I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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funny

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A life is not sufficiently elevated for poetry, unless, of course, the life has been made into an art. – Mark Strand

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We support every effort to combat international terrorism through the formulation of international conventions and hope that the international community will take further steps to improve the anti-terrorism international legal framework. – Li Peng

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legal

Let me alone, and go in search of someone else. – Ali ibn Abi Talib

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Death is not the worst that can happen to men. – Plato

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