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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared t

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. – Stephen King

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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. – Stephen King

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Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that weve always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us. – Stephen King

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Only enemies speak the truth friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty. – Stephen King

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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But theres so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did. – James Denton

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Married with Children was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. – Katey Sagal

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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I dont write literary fiction – I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today. – Jennifer Weiner

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No student of Chinese history can say that the Chinese are incapable of religious experience, even when judged by the standards of medieval Europe or pious India. – Hu Shih

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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. – Rajneesh

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Ive never had very high regard for therapists. I owe my health, my mental survival, to my friends and loved ones. – Salman Rushdie

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I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships. – Hillary Clinton

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