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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have be

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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