I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin
Dont be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. – Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin