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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have be

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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War
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Lily Tomlin
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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Government
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Lily Tomlin
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think its funny. Youre just sitting there like, Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing? Its such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy. – Todd Phillips

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funny

Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings

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funny

I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

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funny

When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government, the fundamentalists say that we and the Bush Administration are in the same camp. The funny thing is that human rights activists and Mr. Bush can never be situated in the same group. – Shirin Ebadi

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funny

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These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Cant live with them, or without them. – Aristophanes

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The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again. – Ben Stiller

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