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I can speak Esperanto like a native. - Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native. – Spike Milligan

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And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, I know you. Youre that wee golfer, arent you? I say, Yeah, thats me. They say, Keep it up, wee man. Its very funny and thats why I want to stay here as long as possible. – Rory McIlroy

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Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox

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