Quote by Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native. - Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native. – Spike Milligan

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There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought thered be something Id miss that was funny in the future. If theres a chance Im going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. – Dave Navarro

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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

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