Quote by Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native. - Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native. – Spike Milligan

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And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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