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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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Risk
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Expectation
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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This may sound funny, but as much as the Today show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. Id been happy there. I never went into the bosss office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show! – Jane Pauley

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Its funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didnt have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. – Emily Procter

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Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you wont have to hunt for happiness. – William E. Gladstone

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I long for the raised voice, the howl of rage or love. – Leslie Fiedler

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