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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen

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work
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Woody Allen
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Education
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Woody Allen
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. – Mark Ruffalo

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Very often, I dont make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. – David Ogden Stiers

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funny

Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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funny

Theres a constant flow of child actors. Its kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. Youre going to have to struggle for a long time. – Tina Yothers

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funny

Random Quotes

I sometimes wander whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. – C.S. Lewis

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Joy, Excitement

We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872

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Tattoos

So, did I work with Warhol? I worked with him less on that play then I did on other things. He actually did a portrait of my rabbit and some other stuff. Warhol was definitely… Warhol. – Harvey Fierstein

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work

It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when its mighty Founder was a child Himself. – Charles Dickens

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Christmas