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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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