Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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I am at two with nature. – Woody Allen

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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