Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. – Britney Spears

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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People dont want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. Thats why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas. – Mindy Kaling

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No evil shall happen to the just. – Bible

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Look, at the same time that I dont want to be a celebrity, I understand that when you make movies you put yourself out in the public eye. Id be a baby and a fool to be like, Why are there cameras taking pictures of me? when Im on a billboard for a movie. I think thats a very absurd concept. – Jonah Hill

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A child is owed the greatest respect if you have ever have something disgraceful in mind, dont ignore your sons tender years. – Juvenal

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Fear has its use but cowardice has none. – Mahatma Gandhi

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