Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen

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If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen

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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

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