Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

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Everythings coming up roses – for me. – Ethel Merman

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Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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