Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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