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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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good
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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funny

Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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funny

Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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funny

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

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funny

Random Quotes

The longer I live the less confidence I have in drugs and the greater is my confidence in the regulation and administration of diet and regimen. – John Redman Coxe, 1800

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Health

I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me. – Richard Bach

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relationship

My dad always tell me to make decisions from love and not from fear. – Rashida Jones

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dad

But does that mean that war and violence are inevitable? I would argue not because we have also evolved this amazingly sophisticated intellect, and we are capable of controlling our innate behavior a lot of the time. – Jane Goodall

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War