Quote by Woody Allen
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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Its funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent. – Nick Offerman

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Dont be afraid of failure be afraid of petty success. – Maude Adams

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Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. – From a Washington Post word contest

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The screen is a magic medium. It has such power that it can retain interest as it conveys emotions and moods that no other art form can hope to tackle. – Stanley Kubrick

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But I will agree that I think that things happen with people in relationships, that you might have been able to enjoy Morocco, say, if you werent getting out of a bad marriage. You know what I mean? – Robert Downey, Jr.

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