Woody Allen's Quote - I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Alle

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Alle

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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To you Im an atheist to God, Im the Loyal Opposition. – Woody Allen

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It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. – Woody Allen

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. – Dennis Miller

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I dont really have a type of guy I like. Its just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. – Emma Roberts

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I mean its funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but its not competitive like an election, its the Olympics, its not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. – Eddie Van Halen

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