Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn
Peoples – most peoples job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. Its not even paper. – Colin Quinn
He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn
You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn