Quote by Graham Norton
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationshi

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton

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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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I do find comedy difficult. I dont know why. Maybe I think about it too much. Theres a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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