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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationshi

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, You do realise this is a gay club, dont you lads? you get all excited because you think, Wow, he thought I was straight! – Graham Norton

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Society
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Graham Norton
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My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton

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Education
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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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famous
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. – Wanda Sykes

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I got to play with Nintendos Wii, yes its a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. – Olivia Munn

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