Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton
Im often dating people, but I dont say it because you sort of know it wont last long. – Graham Norton
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. – Graham Norton