Quote by Graham Norton
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationshi

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

Other quotes by Graham Norton

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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famous
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My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton

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Education
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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. – Graham Norton

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Success
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – H. L. Mencken

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funny

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. – P. J. ORourke

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