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Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationshi

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, You do realise this is a gay club, dont you lads? you get all excited because you think, Wow, he thought I was straight! – Graham Norton

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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so its a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. – Graham Norton

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