Quote by Graham Norton
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationshi

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

Other quotes by Graham Norton

Its amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isnt it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. Its a sort of terrible gift, isnt it? – Graham Norton

Category:
amazing
Read Quote

My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. – Graham Norton

Category:
Education
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders

Category:
funny

Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

Category:
funny

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

Category:
funny

Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. – Guy Clark

Category:
Travel

Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesnt work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world. – Mitt Romney

Category:
Business

These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have. – Abraham Lincoln

Category:
Equality

Ive always wanted to be a dad. – Kris Allen

Category:
dad