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Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Children under five are the poorest age group in America, and one in four infants, toddlers and preschoolers are poor during the years of greatest brain development. – Marian Wright Edelman

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The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that you change so little. – Max Lerner

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It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true. – Gore Vidal

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Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form. – Andre Maurois

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