Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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I think that age as a number is not nearly as important as health. You can be in poor health and be pretty miserable at 40 or 50. If youre in good health, you can enjoy things into your 80s. – Bob Barker

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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – Leo Rosenberg

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Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought. – Emily Dickinson

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It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true. – Gore Vidal

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