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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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