Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Age
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My view is pensioners dont have the one option that people of working age have. They cant really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Age

My wrinkles are a playground of happy memories. – Terri Guillemets

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Age

I do wish I could tell you my age but its impossible. It keeps changing all the time. – Greer Garson

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Age

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I dont even buy green bananas. – Claude Pepper

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This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath. – Hillary Clinton

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