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Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart. – William Butler Yeats

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Everyone is the age of their heart. – Guatemalan Proverb

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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. – Voltaire

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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