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Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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You watch yourself age and its hard to feel like a sex symbol. – Idris Elba

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I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet. – Alanis Morissette

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Error is acceptable as long as we are young but one must not drag it along into old age. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Im at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always looking to see how everybody else was doing. I wasnt competitive, I was comparative. I just wanted to be where everybody else was. Now Ive gotten to an age when I am not comparing anymore. – Courteney Cox

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Were so engaged in doing things to achieve purposes of outer value that we forget that the inner value, the rapture that is associated with being alive, is what its all about. – Joseph Campbell

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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. – Lemony Snicket

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Where a man can live, he can also live well. – Marcus Aurelius

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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings. – William Shakespeare

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