Quote by Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history th

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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I happen to be interested in watching a face age. I like faces of women aging so it makes me personally quite sad. Thats a beautiful gift from God. If people dont want to see that anymore then I wont be in anymore movies. – Debra Winger

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I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look forward with the work. – William Ernest Hocking

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Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. – Muhammad Ali

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