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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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I dont look to find an educated person in the ranks of university graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have never been near a university. – John Keegan

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I have no problems with private schools. I graduated from one and so did my mother. Private schools are useful and we often use public funds to pay for their infrastructures and other common needs. – Jim Clyburn

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. – Russell Green

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