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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class. – Al McGuire

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Graduation

There is just one life for each of us: our own. – Euripides

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Graduation

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies “commencement exercises.” Graduation is not the end; it’s the beginning. – Orrin Hatch

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Graduation

Each year India and China produce four million graduates compared with just over 250,000 in Britain. – Gordon Brown

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The best is the cheapest. – Benjamin Franklin

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If youre playing a poker game and you look around the table and and cant tell who the sucker is, its you. – Paul Newman

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Golf has an ambivalent relationship with the environment. On one hand, its a great preserver of open spaces. Golf doesnt pave the world – it helps to green the world. But the downside is, it uses a lot of fertilizer, pesticides and water. – Thomas Friedman

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