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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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At the end of four years time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, theres your numbers. – Peter Jurasik

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Graduation

I have actually five honorary degrees. – Katherine Dunham

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Graduation

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised Id become an actor. – James Darcy

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Graduation

We dont stop going to school when we graduate. – Carol Burnett

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My patriotic heart beats red, white, and blue. – Author Unknown

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The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic. – Joseph Stalin

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Tobacco and opium have broad backs, and will cheerfully carry the load of armies, if you choose to make them pay high for such joy as they give and such harm as they do. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The men who have guided the destiny of the United States have found the strength for their tasks by going to their knees. This private unity of public men and their God is an enduring source of reassurance for the people of America. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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