Logo
Quote by Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
Author
Fred Allen
Read Quote

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

Category:
Party Invitation
Author
Fred Allen
Read Quote

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
Author
Fred Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Graduation
category

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. – Gary Bolding

Category:
Graduation

I dropped out of school for a semester, transferred to another college, switched to an art major, graduated, got married, and for a while worked as a graphic designer. – James Green Somerville

Category:
Graduation

The idea of winning a doctors degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me. – Elizabeth Blackwell

Category:
Graduation

I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, Im sorry, you have to take drivers ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it. – Fiona Apple

Category:
Graduation

Random Quotes

Im a big sports fan in general. – Luke Bryan

Category:
Sports

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. – St Francis de Sales

Category:
Haste

What I learned from directing, I learned from soccer, where its like a coach-player relationship. – Sean Durkin

Category:
relationship

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I dont have to be nice anymore. – Billy Idol

Category:
Love