Quote by Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Graduation
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When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didnt realize it would take so long. – Gloria Stuart

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Graduation

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Graduation

My father, who was from a wealthy family and highly educated, a lawyer, Yale and Columbia, walked out with the benefit of a healthy push from my mother, a seventh grade graduate, who took a typing course and got a secretarial job as fast as she could. – George Weinberg

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Graduation

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. – Harold Geneen

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Graduation

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