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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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We had times in 66 and 67 when we would pick up a platoon of privates out of the receiving barracks the week before we even graduated the platoon that we were on! – R. Lee Ermey

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I have no problems with private schools. I graduated from one and so did my mother. Private schools are useful and we often use public funds to pay for their infrastructures and other common needs. – Jim Clyburn

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Graduation

The tassel’s worth the hassle! – Author Unknown

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Graduation

At the end of four years time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, theres your numbers. – Peter Jurasik

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I would say that American poetry has always been a poetry of personal testimony. – Mark Strand

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Im someone who believes the truth needs to be heard. And if Im empowered with the truth, Im not going to shut up. – Scott Ritter

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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility. – Maria Callas

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The universal Mind contains all knowledge. It is the potential ultimate of all things. To it, all things are possible. – Ernest Holmes

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