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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Time
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. – Doug Larson

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Graduation

It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school. – Leigh Steinberg

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Graduation

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. – Gary Bolding

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Graduation

The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college. – Tony Hillerman

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Soon I realized that if beauty equalled forgiveness, I was never going to be forgiven. – Kevyn Aucoin

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Everybody looks like clones and the only people you notice are my age. I dont notice anybody unless they look great, and every now and again they do, and they are usually 70. – Vivienne Westwood

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Age

Cut your losses and let your profits run. – Proverb

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Then there is the further question of what is the relationship of thinking to reality. As careful attention shows, thought itself is in an actual process of movement. – David Bohm

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relationship