I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
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