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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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I thought I should go to New York because it was the place to go to study. I went and tried to get an application from the Juilliard School but they wouldnt even give me one because I didnt have my high school graduation. – Maureen Forrester

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I went to military college in Canada and graduated as an officer in the Navy but also as an engineer. – Marc Garneau

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I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science. – Sara Paretsky

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I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school. – Christina Aguilera

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Genius is an African who dreams up snow. – Vladimir Nabokov

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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have. – Alan Bennett

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This is the patent age of new inventions for killing bodies, and for saving souls. All propagated with the best intentions. – Lord Byron

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I think its a mistake to treat different realms of knowledge as if they are some how fundamentally the same. – Jimmy Wales

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