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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. – Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel

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I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school. – Christina Aguilera

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I dropped out of school for a semester, transferred to another college, switched to an art major, graduated, got married, and for a while worked as a graphic designer. – James Green Somerville

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Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. – Albert Einstein

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