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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn’t always have to be their top priority. – William Arthur Ward

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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. – Edward Koch

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