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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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I took three years off. I differentiated myself from the industry. Found my identity – sort of… I havent graduated yet. Im not legitimately educated yet, but maybe one day. – Claire Danes

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