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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Graduation
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ACT and SAT each have their own parts of the country. The GRE has its lock on graduate admissions. And so, one could blame the companies, but really, economically, they have no incentive to change things very much because theyre getting the business. – Robert Sternberg

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Graduation

People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often: “And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. – Bill Cosby

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Graduation

I have actually five honorary degrees. – Katherine Dunham

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Graduation

At the School of Visual Arts in New York, you can get your degree in Net art, which is really a fantastic way of thinking of theater in new ways. – Laurie Anderson

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Graduation

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If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire—then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience. – Sigmund Wollman, quoted by Robert Fulghum, Uh-Oh, 1991

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There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage. – George Bernard Shaw

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Marriage

Friendship at first sight, like love at first sight, is said to be the only truth. – Herman Melville

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Manners are love in a cool climate. – Quentin Crisp

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