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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school. – Leigh Steinberg

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I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school. – Christina Aguilera

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I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. – Author Unknown

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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says Californias schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me. – Conan OBrien

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The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. – Author Unknown

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There can never be peace between nations until there is first known that true peace which is within the souls of men. – Black Elk

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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

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I cannot emphasize enough the importance of a good teacher. – Temple Grandin

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