I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen