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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology. – Frederick Reines

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I did graduate with a bachelors degree in civil engineering in 1948. – Daniel J. Evans

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In my second year in graduate school, I took a computer course and that was like lightening striking. – Ted Nelson

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I woke up on May 15, 1991, the day of my Barnard graduation, and I said to myself, By the end of today you will decide what you want to do with the rest of your life. – Alexandra Guarnaschelli

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Although I am deeply grateful to a great many people, I forgo the temptation of naming them for fear that I might slight any by omission. – Theodore Bikel

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