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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Graduation
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ACT and SAT each have their own parts of the country. The GRE has its lock on graduate admissions. And so, one could blame the companies, but really, economically, they have no incentive to change things very much because theyre getting the business. – Robert Sternberg

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Graduation

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Graduation

Yale places great stress on undergraduate and graduate teaching. I like teaching, and I do a lot of it. – James Tobin

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Graduation

I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school. – Christina Aguilera

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Graduation

Random Quotes

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers

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Money

I would like it to be a legal requirement for all businesses to be linked to a charity. – Arabella Weir

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legal

We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. – Carlos Castenada

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work

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today. – Brendan Francis

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Broken Hearts