Quote by Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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I did graduate with a bachelors degree in civil engineering in 1948. – Daniel J. Evans

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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. – Edward Koch

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I graduated a the top of my class in the 84 Olympic Games I won a gold medal. – Scott Hamilton

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A few months after graduation I was working in films. It took off pretty quick. – Moira Kelly

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