Quote by Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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I thought I should go to New York because it was the place to go to study. I went and tried to get an application from the Juilliard School but they wouldnt even give me one because I didnt have my high school graduation. – Maureen Forrester

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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. – Russell Green

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My graduate studies were carried out at the California Institute of Technology. – Kenneth G. Wilson

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The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner. – Martha Reeves

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