I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen