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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Graduation
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I wrote a novel for my degree, and Im very happy I didnt submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it. – David Eddings

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At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. – Paul Freund

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People in my family and camp who grew up listening to rap music love We Are Young. Ive heard it play at weddings. Ive heard it in graduation parties. Its a big idea and big song. – Janelle Monae

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My father was on the faculty in the Chemistry Department of Harvard University my mother had one year of graduate work in physics before her marriage. – Kenneth G. Wilson

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Id just like to be good at sports. Im extremely competitive with absolutely nothing to back it up. – Kaitlin Olson

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Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise. – Ivan Pavlov

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Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock. – Alvin Toffler

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The water in a vessel is sparkling the water in the sea is dark. The small truth has words which are clear the great truth has great silence. – Rabindranath Tagore

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