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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life’s Little Instruction Book

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The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Graduation

Our record number of teenagers must become our record number of high school and college graduates and our record number of teachers, scientists, doctors, lawyers, and skilled professionals. – Ruben Hinojosa

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Graduation

I was the first boy in the Kennedy family to graduate from college. – Mark Kennedy

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Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood. – Henry Miller

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Ive been heartbroken. Ive broken hearts. Thats part of life, and its part of figuring out who you are so you can find the right partner. – Heidi Klum

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A glorious crown the year puts on… – Phebe A. Holder, “A Song of October,” in The Queries Magazine, October 1890

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The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American. – Ida B. Wells

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