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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. – B.F. Skinner

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I thought I should go to New York because it was the place to go to study. I went and tried to get an application from the Juilliard School but they wouldnt even give me one because I didnt have my high school graduation. – Maureen Forrester

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Do not judge by appearances; a rich heart may be under a poor coat. – Scottish Proverb

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It is common for those that are farthest from God, to boast themselves most of their being near to the Church. – Matthew Henry

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Its cool to have instruments lying around because they give you different ideas. – Ezra Koenig

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The scratches in Yoko Ono records are moments of relief. – S.A. Sachs

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