Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Ive been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, shell kill me. – Henny Youngman
A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. – Henny Youngman
When I told my doctor I couldnt afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. – Henny Youngman