Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman