Quote by Henny Youngman
Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. - He

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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I know a man who doesnt pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. – Henny Youngman

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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People who identify themselves as conservatives donate money to charity more often than people who identify themselves as liberals. They donate more money and a higher percentage of their incomes. – Thomas Sowell

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The passion for money is never fickle. – Mason Cooley

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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. – H. L. Mencken

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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. – Henry Ford

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