Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. – Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henny Youngman