Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman

Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman
Shes been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. – Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman
…existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon. In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul — kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman. – Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism?