Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen