Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen