Quote by Fred Allen
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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I have a very good family. Im very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. Its one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it. – Dan Quayle

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In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, dont try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present. – Lao Tzu

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I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters – Im from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered! – Shirley Manson

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My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry. – Jim Carrey

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Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. – Joseph Conrad

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In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone. – Dar Williams

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Take the obvious, add a cupful of brains, a generous pinch of imagination, a bucketful of courage and daring, stir well and bring to a boil. – Bernard Baruch

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Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper. – Francis Bacon

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