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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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Alzheimers, Parkinsons, brain and spinal cord disorders, diabetes, cancer, at least 58 diseases could potentially be cured through stem cell research, diseases that touch every family in America and in the world. – Rosa DeLauro

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When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you dont want to step on any mines. – Glenn Beck

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Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldnt have to mean public confessions. – Tiger Woods

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