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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Family
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At one point in my life, I was very involved with social causes. Im still involved, but now I have a family and its important to me. – Salma Hayek

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Family

This is all the inheritance I give to my dear family. The religion of Christ will give them one which will make them rich indeed. – Patrick Henry

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Family

I work six months and get three or four with the family. Ive stopped racing to get to the red light. – Kyle Chandler

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Family

I stay in tune with my family and God. – Regina King

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Family

Random Quotes

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. – Dale Carnegie

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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. – Bill Cosby

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parenting

Religion is never the problem its the people who use it to gain power. – Julian Casablancas

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Religion

No matter how dark things may get in a story, I feel its the responsibility of the storyteller to leave the audience with at least a shred of hope. – Josh Radnor

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Hope