I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen