Quote by Fred Allen
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

Category:
Graduation
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Other Quotes from
Family
category

Ive always wanted to do a family movie. – Adam Sandler

Category:
Family

Im lucky to have family around me. Otherwise, Ill be taking the risk of falling in love with myself. – Shakira

Category:
Family

Friendship is held to be the severest test of character. It is easy, we think, to be loyal to a family and clan, whose blood is in your own veins. – Charles Alexander Eastman

Category:
Family

The only sensible ends of literature are, first, the pleasurable toil of writing second, the gratification of ones family and friends and lastly, the solid cash. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

Category:
Family

Random Quotes

Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts themselves. – Charlotte Bronte

Category:
God

One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. – Booker T. Washington

Category:
Kindness

Ive always been scared to death of pain – afraid, even, to think of it. – Loretta Young

Category:
Death

Surely being a Professional Beauty – let alone an ageing one – is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable. – Julie Burchill

Category:
alone