I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen
During the periods in my marriage when I chose to stay home with my kids rather than work as an attorney, it caused me no end of anxiety. Despite the fact that I knew I was contributing to our family by caring for our children, I still felt that my worth was less because I wasnt earning. – Ayelet Waldman