I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen