I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
I get 0.5 seconds to react to a ball, sometimes even less than that. I cant be thinking of what XYZ has said about me. I need to surrender myself to my natural instincts. My subconscious mind knows exactly what to do. It is trained to react. At home, my family doesnt discuss media coverage. – Sachin Tendulkar