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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Family
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I only tour in short bursts, Im only ever away from my family and three daughters for a month or two. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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Family

Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, its not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. Im going to be married and buried there. – Katy Perry

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Family

Theres a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family. – Gordon Ramsay

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Family

We fight a lot, you know, but thats family. We may be dysfunctional but were still family. – Star Jones

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Family

Random Quotes

I think when someone is injured in your family, you want to speak to the individual and you want to hear their voice and you want to make sure they are OK. – Roger Goodell

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Family

You see, I became kind of a drop-out in science after I came back to America. – Imogen Cunningham

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Science

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world. – Eugene V. Debs

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Patriotism

They both go together you cant be in front of the camera hosting a fitness television show in front of 75 million households and not have trained 6 days per week year round – in a bikini no less. – Kiana Tom

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fitness