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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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I have a lovely family who supports me and its great. – Bryan Cranston

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Family

My goal is to get everybody in America to do their family tree. – Henry Louis Gates

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Family

A family is very special. So when a family splits up, its not good, its never good. – Aung San Suu Kyi

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Family

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Family

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Cynicism is humor in ill health. – H. G. Wells

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One of the interesting things about having little musical knowledge is that you generate surprising results sometimes you move to places you wouldnt if you knew better. – Brian Eno

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Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister. – Alice Walker

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