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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. – Henry David Thoreau

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Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God. – Christopher Love

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I think every chef, not just in America, but across the world, has a double-edged sword – two jackets, one thats driven, a self-confessed perfectionist, thoroughbred, hate incompetence and switch off the stove, take off the jacket and become a family man. – Gordon Ramsay

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The purpose of the Seder to my mind is to inspire conversations with your family about the human drama and hopefully transmit values to the next generation. Ive always felt like this could be better. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Politics begin where the masses are, not where there are thousands, but where there are millions, that is where serious politics begin. – Vladimir Lenin

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It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybodys face when youre finished and packing, its the best smile in the world and theres nobody hurt, and the wells under control. – Red Adair

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