Quote by Fred Allen
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

Category:
Fear
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
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Other Quotes from
Family
category

Jews have deep respect for the Queen and the royal family. We say a prayer for them every Sabbath in synagogue. We recite a special blessing on seeing the Queen. – Jonathan Sacks

Category:
Family

The secret is to make sure your family comes before anything else, because no matter what you do youve got to come home. – Barry Gibb

Category:
Family

When Im ready, I plan to adopt. I still believe in family. – LaToya Jackson

Category:
Family

Make space in your life for the things that matter, for family and friends, love and generosity, fun and joy. Without this, you will burn out in mid-career and wonder where your life went. – Jonathan Sacks

Category:
Family

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Run a home like you would a small business and treat it with the same seriousness. – Anthea Turner

Category:
Business

Im looking forward to influencing others in a positive way. My message is you can do anything if you just put your mind to it. – Justin Bieber

Category:
positive

Only things the dreamers make live on. They are the eternal conquerors. – Herbert Kaufman

Category:
Dreams

Life is very nice, but it lacks form. Its the aim of art to give it some. – Jean Anouilh

Category:
Art