I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen
When you look at a family, if you have a family that never interacts with each other, never has strong conversation with each other, never has disagreements, nine times out of ten you have a very cold family and theyre not going to be, at the end, theyre not going to be close. – Mike Singletary