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I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm th

I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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I cant tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, its like going to somebody elses Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and youre there and youre not quite sure what youre supposed to be doing. – John Cleese

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Nashville is one of the greatest places for the best songwriters in the world. Its been fantastic to live there and to raise our family there. Its a great town. – Faith Hill

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Family

During the periods in my marriage when I chose to stay home with my kids rather than work as an attorney, it caused me no end of anxiety. Despite the fact that I knew I was contributing to our family by caring for our children, I still felt that my worth was less because I wasnt earning. – Ayelet Waldman

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Family

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The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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As an integral part of the Department of Agriculture, the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service monitors our Nations agriculture to protect against agricultural pests and diseases. – Mike Rogers

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