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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Puns
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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

Category:
Puns

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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Puns

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Puns

Random Quotes

After the atomic bombs were dropped, the war ended and we went into Tokyo Bay with the rest of the fleet, the Missouri and the rest of them, while they signed the terms of surrender that ended the war. – Barney Ross

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War

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan, The Last Goon Show of All

Category:
Birth Control

It may be far in the future, but theres some kind of logical way to get from where we are to where the science fiction is. – Elizabeth Moon

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Science

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Friendship