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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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