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Quote by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Puns
category

A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Puns

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

Category:
Puns

Random Quotes

I used to get my money at the end of the week, buy my mum something, or buy a record, and that was it. – Elton John

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Money

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. – Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

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architecture

I pray daily… for peace. – Paul ONeill

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Peace

The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal of subjects – making it possible… to see a new beauty in what is vanishing. – Susan Sontag

Category:
Beauty