Fred Allen's Quote - Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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