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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Other Quotes from
Puns
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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Puns

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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Puns

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Puns

Random Quotes

If thou wouldst preserve a sound body, use fasting and walking; if a healthful soul, fasting and praying; walking exercises the body, praying exercises the soul, fasting cleanses both. – Francis Quarles

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In a way, film and television are in the same sort of traumatic trance that print journalism is. The technology has outpaced our comprehension of its implications. – Tony Kushner

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Technology

A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool. – Joseph Roux (1834–1905), Meditations of a Parish Priest, 1886, translated

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When I get a little money I buy books and if any is left I buy food and clothes. – Desiderius Erasmus

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