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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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