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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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Fred Allen
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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Puns

Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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Puns

A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Puns

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Im much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who theyre dating or what clothes theyre wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life. – Ben Affleck

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As a child I was a great liar. Fortunately my mother liked my lies. I promised her marvelous things. – Gunter Grass

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