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Quote by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Other Quotes from
Puns
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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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Puns

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Puns

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Puns

A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns

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I felt that its best just to be as transparent as possible. – Rupert Murdoch

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The rights of persons, and the rights of property, are the objects, for the protection of which Government was instituted. – James Madison

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When I was coaching, the one thought that I would try to get across to my players was that everything I do each day, everything I say, I must first think what effect it will have on everyone concerned. – Frank Layden

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Maybe its a tired tale, but without an education, youre not going to go anywhere. – H. G. Bissinger

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