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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Other Quotes from
Puns
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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Puns

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Puns

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Puns

Random Quotes

Youve got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity. – Lance Bass

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Humor

Words are the physicians of a mind diseased. – Aeschylus

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Psychology

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. – Jack Dixon

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Goals

Poets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity. – Samuel Beckett

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Intelligence