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Quote by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Other Quotes from
Puns
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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Puns

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Puns

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Puns

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat. – Anna Quindlen

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With this CD technology, you can just remix a record right there on the spot. – Jam Master Jay

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Oh how sweet it is to hear ones own convictions from anothers lips. – Johann von Goethe

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