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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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Puns
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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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Puns

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Puns

In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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Puns

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns

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All we need, really, is a change from a near frigid to a tropical attitude of mind. – Marjory Stoneman Douglas

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