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Quote by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn a

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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For the amount of money that the country is going to spend this year on health care, you can go out and hire a doctor for every seven families in the US and pay the doctor almost $230,000 a year to cover them. – Ron Wyden

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Whats in front of you is a whole world of experiences beyond your imagination. Put yourself, and your growth and development, first. – Phylicia Rashad

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