The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen