The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen