The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen
An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen