The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen