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The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. - Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
Author
Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

Category:
Age
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
Life
category

When life throws you lemons, make orange juice. It will leave them wondering how the hell you did that. – Author Unknown

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Life

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Category:
Life

I put all my genius into my life I put only my talent into my works. – Oscar Wilde

Category:
Life

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate. – R.D. Laing

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Life

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My mom and I were super tight. I think she really wanted me to be an artist, you know? She used to like to tell people she wanted to be Beethovens mother. That was her thing. She wanted to be the mother of this person. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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mom

I have learned in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. Philippians 4:11 – Bible

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Contentment

It is not death, but dying, which is terrible. – Henry Fielding

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Death

History: a collection of epitaphs. – Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary

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History