The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen