Quote by Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. - Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
Life
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A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
Life

You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you can realize that your life is the miracle. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Life

Im not claiming divinity. Ive never claimed purity of soul. Ive never claimed to have the answers to life. I only put out songs and answer questions as honestly as I can… But I still believe in peace, love and understanding. – John Lennon

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Life

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain

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Life

Random Quotes

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. – William Butler Yeats

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Dreams

A friend is a brother who was once a bother. – Author Unknown

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Brothers

Its funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. Its like being backstage and hoping you dont trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. – Ashley Judd

Category:
funny

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. – Jackie Kennedy

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good