The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen