The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen