The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen