The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. – Francis C. Farley