The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen