I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr
I mean, I – its so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. Ive been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out. – Lena Dunham
We dont need new taxes. We need new taxpayers, people that are gainfully employed, making money and paying into the tax system. And then we need a government that has the discipline to take that additional revenue and use it to pay down the debt and never grow it again. – Marco Rubio