Its funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. – Reba McEntire Category: funny
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers Category: funny
I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear Category: funny
Theres no money in poetry, but then theres no poetry in money, either. – Robert Graves Category: Money
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. – Bertrand Russell Category: Patriotism
