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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the insi

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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The baby bounced gently off the wall of her uterus. She opened her dressing gown and put her hands back on her belly. It moved again, like a dolphin going through the water; that was the way she imagined it. – Roddy Doyle, The Snapper

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Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have. – Robin Lim

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Giving birth should be your greatest achievement not your greatest fear. – Jane Weideman

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If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head. – Carol Burnett, about labor pain, quoted in Fatherhood by Bill Cosby

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All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can’t be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot. – Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887

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I am disabled, so I cant travel, and I have not been to any development meetings, but Gary and the others affiliated with the film keep me updated on everything. – Laura Hillenbrand

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Who surpasses or subdues mankind, must look down on the hate of those below. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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