Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner