Quote by Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the insi

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Midwives have skilled hands and know how to sit on them. – Author Unknown

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If we are to heal the planet, we must begin by healing birthing. – Agnes Sallet Von Tannenberg

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Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour. – Ovid

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Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. – Joyce Armor

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