Quote by Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the insi

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Pregnancy
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The effort to separate the physical experience of childbirth from the mental, emotional and spiritual aspects of this event has served to disempower and violate women. – Mary Rucklos Hampton

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Pregnancy

All natural birth has a purpose and a plan; who would think of tearing open the chrysalis as the butterfly is emerging? Who would break the shell to pull the chick out? – Marie F. Mongan, HypnoBirthing

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Pregnancy

Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be. – Carrie Fisher

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Pregnancy

God schedules a birthday, not man. – Robert A. Bradley

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Pregnancy

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Endless meetings, sloppy communications and red tape steal the entrepreneurs time. – James L. Hayes

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Bureaucracy

When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, “Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.” – Author Unknown

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Poetry is a phantom script telling how rainbows are made and why they go away. – Carl Sandburg

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Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it. – Katharine Brush

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Reality