Quote by Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the insi

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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The baby bounced gently off the wall of her uterus. She opened her dressing gown and put her hands back on her belly. It moved again, like a dolphin going through the water; that was the way she imagined it. – Roddy Doyle, The Snapper

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The power and intensity of your contractions cannot be stronger than you, because it is you. – Author Unknown

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Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life. – Judy Ford

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Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers… strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength. – Barbara Katz Rothman

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