Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner