Quote by Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the insi

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Giving birth and being born brings us into the essence of creation, where the human spirit is courageous and bold and the body, a miracle of wisdom. – Harriette Hartigan

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Childbirth was probably easier for most women in early cultures, especially in hunter-gatherer societies, where everyone was accustomed to physical labor and supple and fit from daily activity. – Suzanne Arms

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For far too many, pregnancy and birth is still something that happens to them rather than something they set out consciously and joyfully to do themselves. – Sheila Kitzinger, The Experience of Childbirth

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Childbirth provided the drama I craved, the thrill of peeking over the primal edge of creation, the rush of the unexpected. – Peggy Vincent

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