Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner