Quote by Rita Rudner
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all r

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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How sick one gets of being good, how much I should respect myself if I could burst out and make everyone wretched for twenty-four hours embody selfishness. – Alice James

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I dont have to participate in another cultures ceremonies in order to respect that culture. – Sherman Alexie

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There is no respect for others without humility in ones self. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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