Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner