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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. – Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

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The sort of thinking at the time was, Well, were giving you access to medical care which you wouldnt otherwise be able to get, so your payment is that we get to use you in research. – Rebecca Skloot

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I have four strikes against me. Im black, Im short, Im intelligent, and I have a medical condition. – Gary Coleman

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They dont like thinking in medical school. They memorize – thats all they want you to do. You must not think. – John Backus

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