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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Other Quotes from
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I can help a lot of other people whove gone through the same thing by building a center that will help men and women who dont have the funds to take care of themselves and get the medical treatment. – David Gest

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Medical

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. – Alexander of Tralles

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Medical

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. – Alonzo Clark

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Medical

I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig. – Marilu Henner

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Medical

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I am a very open, social, friendly person, and when it comes to people approaching me and asking for an autograph, I am totally cool with doing any of that. Its a lot of fun. – Corbin Bleu

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cool

Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were made so easily, and the raw material cost so little, that generally the god market was fairly glutted and heaven crammed with these phantoms. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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Sadness is a super important thing not to be ashamed about but to include in our lives. One of the bigger problems with sadness or depression is theres so much shame around it. If you have it youre a failure. You are felt as being very unattractive. – Mike Mills

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Obvious enough that generalities work to protect the mind from the great outdoors; is it possible that this was in fact their first purpose? – Howard Nemerov

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