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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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Rita Rudner
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Medical
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Procedures outside the stadiums and in the parking areas still need to be optimized, for example so that emergency medical services can leave the grounds on their way to the hospital faster. – Otto Schily

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Medical

Idiopathic and idiotic have common stem. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Medical

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

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Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The key is not the “will to win” — everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. – Bobby Knight

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The betrayal of trust carries a heavy taboo. – Aldrich Ames

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Being a biological mother just isnt part of my experience this time around. However, I am a mother who continues to give birth to ideas and ways of experiencing life that challenge the norm. – Kim Cattrall

Category:
Experience