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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Yet it looks as if the thing we use to solve our problems with is the source of our problems. Its like going to the doctor and having him make you ill. In fact, in 20% of medical cases we do apparently have that going on. But in the case of thought, its far over 20%. – David Bohm

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I first wanted to be a psychiatrist. I decided against that in medical school when I discovered that psychiatrists didnt, in reality, do what they did on TV. – Benjamin Carson

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I founded a launch company called International Microspace when I graduated medical school in 1989. We were trying to build a microsatellite launcher. – Peter Diamandis

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When you talk about obesity, theres so many things that can cause that. It can be a medical thing, or down to the individual. Theres a lot of other things involved than eating a Mars bar. – Peter Shilton

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You see people who have been very heavy in their life who have taken that body, trimmed it down, firmed it up through discipline, exercise and being able to say no. Eating properly, that all comes into it. – Mike Ditka

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