Rita Rudner's Quote - I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

Quote by Rita Rudner

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner

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Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. – Anton Chekhov

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We have the greatest hospitals, doctors, and medical technology in the world – we need to make them accessible to every American. – Barbara Boxer

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People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

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Treat the patient, not the Xray. – James M. Hunter

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If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. – Pierre Loti

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