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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Dogs
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage – at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man. – Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

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Medical

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

When Demetrie got sick, we knew it was our responsibility to take care of her and pay her medical bills. And we embraced that. But the tricky part is, like so many families in the South, we also expected her to use a separate bathroom, to use separate utensils. – Kathryn Stockett

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Medical

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I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in 1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology. – Frederick Reines

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Money is something that can be measured art is not. Its all subjective. – Jerry Saltz

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Art

Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom. – Elizabeth Gaskell

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Wisdom

When an individual is kept in a situation of inferiority, the fact is that he does become inferior. – Simone de Beauvoir

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Women