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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Other Quotes from
Medical
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My diminished girth, in tailor phraseology, was hardly conceivable even by my own friends, or my respected medical adviser, until I put on my former clothing, over what I now wear, which is a thoroughly convincing proof of the remarkable change. – William Banting

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Medical

Idiopathic and idiotic have common stem. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical

I set up a laboratory in the Department of Physiology in the Medical School in South Africa and begin to try to find a bacteriophage system which we might use to solve the genetic code. – Sydney Brenner

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Medical

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. – Cicero

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Medical

Random Quotes

Man is a blind, witless, low brow, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth. – Ian McHarg

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Environment

A designer is only as good as the star who wears her clothes. – Edith Head

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design

As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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Knowledge

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost when health is lost, something is lost when character is lost, all is lost. – Billy Graham

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Health