Quote by Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doct

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Medical
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We also have a program in place for low income people. A family of four making $26,000 a year can receive medical coverage, irrespective of citizenship or what documents. – George Pataki

Category:
Medical

I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984. – Samuel Wilson

Category:
Medical

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. – Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

Category:
Medical

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. – Martha Beck

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Medical

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I have just been all round the world and have formed a very poor opinion of it. – Sir Thomas Beecham

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You earn very little money on independent films and Im the provider for my home, so I do have to think of taking one for the accountant time and again and that means studio pictures. – Vera Farmiga

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Home

I went through a long period of time in that marriage when I didnt believe anything was my fault. I had to face what my part was, and only because of that difficult work was I able to trust a man again. – Connie Sellecca

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Marriage

Poetry is the art of substantiating shadows. – Edmund Burke

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Poetry