Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because m

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Time
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
good
category

Better is the enemy of good. – Voltaire

Category:
good

What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power, the will to power, power itself in man. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Category:
good

It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
good

Paris is always a good idea. – Audrey Hepburn

Category:
good

Random Quotes

What breadth, what beauty and power of human nature and development there must be in a woman to get over all the palisades, all the fences, within which she is held captive! – Alexander Herzen

Category:
Beauty

Ive received a lot of positive feedback from both the secular and Christian markets. People seem to be receiving it with open arms and hearts, and are interested in the stories I want to share about my relationship with God and my faith. – Brian Littrell

Category:
positive

No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy the sunlight today, mix good cheer with friends today, enjoy it and bless God for it. Do not look back on happiness — or dream of it in the future. You are only sure of today; do not let yourself be cheated out of it. – Henry Ward Beecher

Category:
Present, the

Top off the tea… it lubricates the grey matter. – Good Neighbors, quoted from stashtea.com

Category:
Tea