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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because m

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I have only one yardstick by which I test every major problem – and that yardstick is: Is it good for America? – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Love seeks one thing only: the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward. – Thomas Merton

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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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There are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it. – Clint Eastwood

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Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. – William Shakespeare, As You Like It

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