Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because m

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times. – Patti Smith

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It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good. – Thomas Jefferson

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Acorns were good until bread was found. – Francis Bacon

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For all right judgment of any man or things it is useful, nay, essential, to see his good qualities before pronouncing on his bad. – Thomas Carlyle

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