Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin
Some people train for certain sports and I want to train to be able to hold a super heavy electric guitar and carry luggage around myself because I always have to have 7,000 pairs of shoes. Who cares about sports? – Lisa Loeb
My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldnt possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world. – Bob Dylan
