Quote by Groucho Marx
It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be

It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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No one leaves a long-term relationship scot-free or without conflict. – Susie Orbach

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relationship

I shoot people in a way that makes the audience feel equal to them. And its hard to express and its hard to execute but I think it works on every level – the choice of the material the choice of the actor, my relationship with the actor, and so on. – Michel Gondry

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relationship

I want you to know that, despite what you might read at times in the newspapers or see on the television news, we have actually been getting a lot of things done the last several months, the U.S.-Canada relationship. – Paul Cellucci

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relationship

I think she definitely has. I think, um, her and Mulders relationship has become more equal. And, I think she has become stronger and more independent over the seasons. – Gillian Anderson

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relationship

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The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven. – Rick Warren

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I have a lot of respect for marriage. – Dominic Monaghan

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