It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. – Groucho Marx