It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
All people are born alike — except Republicans and Democrats. – Groucho Marx