Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin
I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin
I want the government to provide the military so we dont get invaded by somebody and destroyed. I want the government to provide the roads so I can get from point A to B. In terms of taking care of my day to day needs, I want to do that myself. I want my community to do that. – Benjamin Carson