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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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People dont want to see women doing things they dont think women should do. – Joan Jett

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Lets stop pretending we can arrest our way to safety and security. Despite all the fine work that policemen and women do, we have got to find other solutions to deter crime. – Carrie P. Meek

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Women want love to be a novel, men a short story. – Daphne du Maurier

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Men arent the way they are because they want to drive women crazy theyve been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate. – Barbara de Angelis

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