Quote by Erma Bombeck
My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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Women
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What Ive learned is you treat women right. – Tyler Perry

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Respecting other peoples cultures is well and good, but I draw the line at where some branches of Islam, what they do to women. Its indefensible. – Jello Biafra

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Women

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. – Camille Paglia

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A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. – Elbert Hubbard

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The voters are going to decide in November who is going to fix their personal family dismay over not having jobs in America. They are going to pick Mitt Romney. – John Sununu

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If we go on the way we have, the fault is our greed and if we are not willing to change, we will disappear from the face of the globe, to be replaced by the insect. – Jacques Yves Cousteau

Category:
Change

I believe that the Framers of the Constitution made their intent clear when they wrote the First Amendment. I believe they wanted to keep the new government from endorsing one religion over another, not erase the public consciousness or common faith. – Nick Rahall

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Faith

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. – Ansel Adams

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