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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads

My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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