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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its litera

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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We mustnt complain too much of being comedians — its an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world might gain at least a sense of style. We have failed — thats all. We are bad comedians, we arent bad men. – Graham Greene

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The guy has baggy pants, flat feet, the most miserable, bedraggled-looking little bastard you ever saw; makes itchy gestures as though hes got crabs under his arms — but hes funny. – Sterling Ford

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Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. – Angela Carter

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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can – Lenny Bruce

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