Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its litera

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Youth
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Other Quotes from
Comedy
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We mustnt complain too much of being comedians — its an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world might gain at least a sense of style. We have failed — thats all. We are bad comedians, we arent bad men. – Graham Greene

Category:
Comedy

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. – Marty Feldman

Category:
Comedy

Life doesnt make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedys job is to point out that it doesnt make sense, and that it doesnt make much difference anyway. – Eric Idle

Category:
Comedy

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Comedy

Random Quotes

In my experience lust only ever leads to misery. All that suspicion and jealousy and anguish it unleashes. I dont want those things in my life. – Chrissie Hynde

Category:
Experience

Its hard and sometimes its scary. It still amazes my mother. I went home for Christmas one year and there were fans all over the front lawn, hoping to see me. – Luke Perry

Category:
Christmas

Life is like sailing. You can use any wind to go in any direction. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Life

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. – Plato

Category:
Knowledge