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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its litera

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres. – Ellen DeGeneres

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We mustnt complain too much of being comedians — its an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world might gain at least a sense of style. We have failed — thats all. We are bad comedians, we arent bad men. – Graham Greene

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Charlie Chaplins genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. – Lita Grey Chaplin

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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. – George Jean Nathan

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Ive never quite understood why people marry marriage is just an invented structure. – Julie Christie

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