In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck