In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck