Quote by Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Nudity
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Other Quotes from
Advertising
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When the historian of the Twentieth Century shall have finished his narrative, and comes searching for the subtitle which shall best express the spirit of the period, we think it not at all unlikely that he may select “The Age of Advertising” for the purpose. – Printers’ Ink, 27 May 1915

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Advertising

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. – J.B. Priestley

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Advertising

Advertising is only another form of statistics. – Hartman Jule

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Advertising

First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising

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Im someone who believes the truth needs to be heard. And if Im empowered with the truth, Im not going to shut up. – Scott Ritter

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David and Dad didnt get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasnt going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now theyre like best friends. – Amy Sedaris

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He is one of those giant figures, of whom there are very few in history, who lose their nationality in death. – David Lloyd George

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