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In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisements chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the ad increases. – Dr. Charles Edwards

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History will see advertising “as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that.” – Malcolm Muggeridge, quoted in Eric Clark, The Want Makers: Inside the World of A

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How big can we get before we get bad? – Jay Chiat

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Sanely applied advertising could remake the world. – Stuart Chase

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