Quote by Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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The trouble with us in America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. – Louis Kronenberger

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby

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The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. – Leonard Bernstein

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