In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck