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In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby

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Ive learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one. – Leo Burnett

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Advertising

Advertising is the very essence of democracy. – Bruce Barton

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Advertising

I have… had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out. – Colin McEnroe

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Ive always enjoyed traveling and having experience with different cultures and different people. But its also a wonderful thing to be able to benefit and enable research, not only in our country but around the world. – Laurel Clark

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Think of your own faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and of the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep. – Chinese Proverb

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Those who do not think outside the box are easily contained. – Nicolas Manetta

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If you look into your own heart, you find nothing wrong there, what is there to fear? – Confucius

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