Quote by Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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