Quote by Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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The more facts you tell, the more you sell. An advertisements chance for success invariably increases as the number of pertinent merchandise facts included in the ad increases. – Dr. Charles Edwards

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Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths. – Edgar A. Shoaff

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Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. – Leo Burnett

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The trouble with us in America isn’t that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy. – Louis Kronenberger

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My greatest fear: repetition. – Max Frisch

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The White House isnt the place to learn how to deal with international crisis, the balance of power, war and peace, and the economic future of the next generation. – Joe Biden

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