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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitt

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. – Rudyard Kipling

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It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me. – Author Unknown

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