Quote by Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitt

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. – Author Unknown

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons

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The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes. – Agatha Christie

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