My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck