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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitt

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter

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Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it. – Author Unknown

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It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets

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