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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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It wasnt a good idea to work on Naked in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my wife in a flat overflowing with books I was reading for the part. – David Thewlis

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. – Oscar Wilde

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I have not supported same-sex marriage. I have supported civil partnerships and contractual relationships. – Hillary Clinton

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The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees. – Demi Moore

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I can never bring you to realize the importance of sleeves, the suggestiveness of thumb-nails, or the great issues that may hang from a boot-lace. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance. – Joseph Stalin

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