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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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I definitely believe in marriage. – Michael Strahan

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. – Beverley Nichols

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What Ive learned about marriage: You need to have each others back you have to be a kind of team going through life. – Tom Petty

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Marriage

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

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Kids are brought into show business because they are cute and see truth and theyre very bright. But theres a sense of doing it because you want the adults to be approving of you. You want to make them happy. – Anna Chlumsky

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The only religious way to think of death is as part and parcel of life. – Thomas Mann

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