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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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dating
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sometimes divorce is better than marriage. – Sumner Redstone

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Do not choose your wife at a dance, but in the field among the harvesters. – Proverb

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The activists will not stop in trying to impose their extreme views on the rest of us, and they have now plotted out a state-by-state strategy to increase the number of judicial decisions redefining marriage without the voice of the people being heard. – Jim Bunning

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Sobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. Thats what it couldnt stand. – James Taylor

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Im thankful that I have lived long enough to become a legend, and I hope I deserve it. – Ralph Stanley

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