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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

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Im not really interested in thinking about marriage or kids at all. – Stacy Keibler

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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity. – Honore de Balzac

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I dont see any reason for marriage when there is divorce. – Catherine Deneuve

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A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor. – Paul-Jean Toulet

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I feel an army in my fist. – Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805), The Robbers, translated from German

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My dad has no control over who works with me. Me, me and me alone has to take responsibility for anything. – Shane MacGowan

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