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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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No Government has the moral authority to dismantle the universally understood meaning of marriage. – Keith OBrien

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If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path. – Marty Allen

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Marriage to Fernando offered shelter and security, but the shackle was the price Id pay. – Esther Williams

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