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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Rita Rudner
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Rita Rudner
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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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I routinely never discuss my marriage. Its nice to have things in my life that are totally mine. – Ryan Adams

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Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable. – Soren Kierkegaard

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Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour

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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. – Oliver Goldsmith

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Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. – Spanish Proverb

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