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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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Sex
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage. – Corrine Brown

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My mother, brave woman, lost her whole family when she decided to marry a black man in the 60s. When the marriage fell apart, she had to come back to her family. – Lisa Bonet

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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. – Jim Samuels

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The chief reason why marriage is rarely a success is that it is contracted while the partners are insane. – Joseph Collins

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My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. – Nora Ephron

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