Quote by Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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If you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books. – Alan King

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Marriage

Straight couples dont have to be monogamous to be married or married to be monogamous. Monogamy no more defines marriage than the presence of children does. Monogamy isnt compulsory and its absence doesnt invalidate a marriage. – Dan Savage

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Marriage

I think that, as with marriage, you just know when its time to have kids. – Ashley Judd

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Marriage

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. – O.C. Ogilvie

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Marriage

Random Quotes

It would be impossible to “love” anyone or anything one knew completely. Love is directed towards what lies hidden in its object. – Paul Valéry, Tel quel, 1943

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Love

A life without cause is a life without effect. – Barbarella

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Life

Im single, footloose and fancy free, I have no responsibilities, no anchors. Work, friendship and self-improvement, thats me. – Joel Edgerton

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alone

For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together. For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad. – Edwin Way Teale, Autumn Across America

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Autumn