Quote by Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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We cant destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage. – Robin Morgan

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I believe its a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is. – Brad Garrett

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You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. – Jerry McCant

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There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage. – Richard G. Scott

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