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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Rita Rudner
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Rita Rudner
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Im completely comfortable with gay marriage. – Elizabeth Edwards

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Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space. – Gene Perret

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In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive. There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you. – David Boreanaz

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Isnt that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage? – Rick Santorum

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Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure. – Sylvester Stallone

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You cant walk alone. Many have given the illusion, but none have really walked alone. Man is not made that way. Each man is bedded in his people, their history, their culture, and their values. – Peter Abrahams

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When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned. – Herbert Hoover

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When it comes time to die, make sure all you got to do is die. – Attributed to Jim Elliot

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