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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Rita Rudner
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place. – Helen Gahagan

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Marriage

Wedlock is a padlock. – John Ray, English Proverbs

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Marriage

There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you. – Millicent Carey McIntosh

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Marriage

Ive always been suspicious of TV, Ive always found music and video to be an unhappy marriage. – Keith Richards

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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. – Will Durant

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Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is. – Isaac Asimov

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Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks. – Thomas Browne

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