Quote by Rita Rudner
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the l

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. – Gloria Steinem

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. – Oscar Wilde

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. – Kin Hubbard

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. – Marcelene Cox

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Too often government responds to the whispers of lobbyists before the cries of the people. – Andrew Cuomo

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