Quote by Rita Rudner
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the l

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Other Quotes from
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. – Author Unknown

May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through! – Author Unknown

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. – Author Unknown

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Reading is more of a left-brain process, and listening to music is a right-brain function. – Maynard James Keenan

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Beauty and folly are generally companions. – Baltasar Gracián, translated from Spanish

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Please all, and you will please none. – Aesop

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An art aims, above all, at producing something beautiful which affects not our feelings but the organ of pure contemplation, our imagination. – Eduard Hanslick

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