My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen