My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen