My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen