Quote by Shaquille ONeal
Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but its all up in the medulla oblongata. Ive got a lot up there. Ive got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata. – Shaquille ONeal

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Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just Gods way to say nobodys perfect. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. – Shaquille ONeal

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I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. – Martha Plimpton

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