Quote by Shaquille ONeal
Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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Everything happens for a reason. Im used to it, I prepare for it. Like I say, at the end of the day, those in charge of their own destiny are going to do whats right for them and their family. – Shaquille ONeal

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Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just Gods way to say nobodys perfect. – Shaquille ONeal

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