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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I dont know. Ill tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I dont know anything about him, and its kinda sad. – Shaquille ONeal

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When I get old, Im going to the old folks home. I dont want to be one of those guys whos hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks home. I want the whole top floor. – Shaquille ONeal

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