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Quote by Shaquille ONeal
Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just Gods way to say nobodys perfect. – Shaquille ONeal

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