Quote by Shaquille ONeal
Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. – Shaquille ONeal

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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I dont know. Ill tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I dont know anything about him, and its kinda sad. – Shaquille ONeal

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. – R. L. Stine

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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