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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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When I get old, Im going to the old folks home. I dont want to be one of those guys whos hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks home. I want the whole top floor. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but its all up in the medulla oblongata. Ive got a lot up there. Ive got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata. – Shaquille ONeal

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