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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my familys long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship. – Shaquille ONeal

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Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just Gods way to say nobodys perfect. – Shaquille ONeal

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