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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I dont know. Ill tell you why. I open my arms to everybody. But he never stepped forward for the embrace. So I never really got to know him. I dont know anything about him, and its kinda sad. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but its all up in the medulla oblongata. Ive got a lot up there. Ive got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata. – Shaquille ONeal

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