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Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think Im fu

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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Im very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my familys long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship. – Shaquille ONeal

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Ive been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play. – Shaquille ONeal

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