Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because thats all people know how to do when theyre improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other. – Albert Brooks

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Anger
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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

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Money
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Ive always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible. – Albert Brooks

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movies
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But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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funny

You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria

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funny

Memories are doing funny things to us. – Milos Forman

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funny

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

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funny

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