Logo
Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasnt cool to say, at a young age, I want to be a comedian. – Albert Brooks

Category:
cool
Author
Albert Brooks
Read Quote

I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when youre younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. Thats what people do. And you cant really fix anything. It shouldnt be a massive difficult thing every day. Lifes difficult enough. – Albert Brooks

Category:
Marriage
Author
Albert Brooks
Read Quote

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

Category:
Money
Author
Albert Brooks
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

Category:
funny

Its funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and theyll do practically anything you want them to. – J. D. Salinger

Category:
funny

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

Category:
funny

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

It is a fact that around the world the elites of every country are making money. – Hillary Clinton

Category:
Money

Tardiness often robs us opportunity, and the dispatch of our forces. – Niccolo Machiavelli

Category:
Punctuality

We must all die. But that I can save him from days of torture, that is what I feel as my great and ever new privelege. Pain is a more terrible lord of mankind than even death himself. – Albert Schweitzer

Category:
Torture

A promise is a debt. – Proverb

Category:
Promises