Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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By the way, movies are like sporting events in that youre as good as the movie youre in. You can sit in a room for 20 years and go do a movie and you can just kill in it and you move to the head of the line again. By the same token, you can do five movies a year and if theyre dreck, its nothing. – Albert Brooks

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Ive been to many funerals of funny people, and theyre some of the funniest days youll ever have, because the emotions run high. – Albert Brooks

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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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