Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

Ive always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible. – Albert Brooks

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movies
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Whats interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: Its either a utopia or its misery. The real truth is that theres going to be both things in any future, just like there is now. – Albert Brooks

Category:
Future
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Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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funny

Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

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funny

Lucky is for laughs, and theres really nothing funny that Im doing on Dexter. I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesnt mean that they are a harmless little bunny. – Colin Hanks

Category:
funny

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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funny

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I believe in traditional marriage and I believe in the Defense of Marriage Act. – Herman Cain

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Marriage

Most North Americans know that human-caused global warming is real, even if political leaders dont always reflect or act on that knowledge. – David Suzuki

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Knowledge

Wherever magistrates were appointed from among those who complied with the injunctions of the laws, Socrates considered the government to be an aristocracy. – Xenophon

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Government

Our spiritual attitude is determined by our conception of our relation to infinite spirit. – Paul Twitchell

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Attitude