Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasnt cool to say, at a young age, I want to be a comedian. – Albert Brooks

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