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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it. – Albert Brooks

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Anger
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Albert Brooks
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I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when youre younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. Thats what people do. And you cant really fix anything. It shouldnt be a massive difficult thing every day. Lifes difficult enough. – Albert Brooks

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Marriage
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Albert Brooks
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Id still like to see Survivor minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business – I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody elses foot. – Albert Brooks

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Business
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Albert Brooks
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Other Quotes from
funny
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In my experience, its not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows. – Michael Mandelbaum

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funny

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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funny

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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funny

Random Quotes

I have a “carpe diem” mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. – Joanne Sherman

Category:
Morning

The flower of kindness will grow. Maybe not now, but it will some day. And in kind that kindness will flow, For kindness grows in this way. – Robert Alan

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Kindness

Of course, Id like to produce and direct a blockbuster, but you gotta build up to that. So now Im learning from a bunch of little movies. And its more fun with smaller pictures. Its more creative. – Lea Thompson

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Learning

War is what happens when language fails. – Margaret Atwood

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War