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Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

Other quotes by Albert Brooks

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because thats all people know how to do when theyre improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other. – Albert Brooks

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Anger
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Albert Brooks
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Ive done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didnt take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didnt take off. – Albert Brooks

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movies
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Albert Brooks
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Lifes pretty funny when youre objectively on the outside looking at it. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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funny

Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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funny

For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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funny

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. – Ronald Reagan

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funny

Random Quotes

I am in the present. I cannot know what tomorrow will bring forth. I can know only what the truth is for me today. That is what I am called upon to serve, and I serve it in all lucidity. – Igor Stravinsky

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Despite what the pundits want us to think, contested primaries arent civil war, they are democracy at work, and thats beautiful. – Sarah Palin

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War

Gratitude helps you to grow and expands; gratitude brings you and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you. – Eileen Caddy

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Gratitude

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldnt wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. – Al Roker

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mom