Quote by Albert Brooks
I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

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Id still like to see Survivor minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business – I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody elses foot. – Albert Brooks

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Whats interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: Its either a utopia or its misery. The real truth is that theres going to be both things in any future, just like there is now. – Albert Brooks

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I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. – Marilyn vos Savant

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