Religion doesnt play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I dont think Ive ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word Jew or saying it myself. – Larry David
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! – Larry David
I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David