Quote by Lana Turner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spe

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

Other quotes by Lana Turner

Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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Humor
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Its said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies – because you never know when youll have to work with them. – Lana Turner

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Forgiveness
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You need to be silly to be funny. – William Shatner

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funny

I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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I am convinced, the longer I live, that life and its blessings are not so entirely unjustly distributed as when we are suffering greatly we are inclined to suppose. – Mary Todd Lincoln

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