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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spe

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

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I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. – Lana Turner

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Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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See, I dont really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends Ive had have come after me. So its really funny when girls get offended because I dont hit on them. – Kellan Lutz

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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents dont realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side. – Parker Posey

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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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