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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spe

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

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I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. – Lana Turner

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Humor has been the balm of my life, but its been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. – Lana Turner

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