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Quote by Larry David
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about i

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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“I told my mom, Im not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover. She said, “”Miley, you are the girl on the cover, and I was, like, I know, but I dont feel like that girl every day. You cant always feel perfect.” – Miley Cyrus

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When I got into junior high school, thats when my mom let me dress how I wanted to dress. Up to that point I wore suits to school all the time. – will.i.am

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My mom wont let anyone treat me like a little princess. – Chloe Moretz

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I have terrible handwriting. I now say its a learning disability… but a nun who was a very troubled woman hit me over the fingers with a ruler because my writing was so bad. – Andrew Greeley

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