Quote by Larry David
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about i

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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I used to do skits for my mom… and I was always entertaining as a kid. – Leah Remini

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I told my mom I would graduate. I owe that much to her and myself. – Carmelo Anthony

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Im from Manchester, Mass., so it was lobster, lobster and more lobster! Also, lots of fish that we caught in the summers, clam chowder and roast beef sandwiches. But my mom was pretty healthy we had a lot of chicken and broccoli and rice as well. – Sprague Grayden

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I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre… Its funny – I dont have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week. – Lana Parrilla

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