Quote by Larry David
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about i

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! – Larry David

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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. – Larry David

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I love my mom. My mom loves me. We dont have an easy relationship. I dont think we ever will, but Id rather have a complicated, misunderstood relationship than have no relationship at all. – Tori Spelling

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