Quote by Larry David
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about i

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

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War
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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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funny
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

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Change
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I was always at peace because of the way my mom treated me. – Martina Hingis

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mom

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. – Ethel Waters

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mom

My father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor. – Steve Case

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mom

Im not a businessperson. I have no sense of money. My mom does everything for me. She makes all my decisions for me, and even buys my clothes. Shes very protective. – Coco Lee

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mom

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Its not easy to retire at 31. In one respect I was glad I was done. But after a few years of having fun, I got a little restless. When youre 33, 34, and you dont have a focus, you can get kind of lost. As a man, you feel a little bit unfulfilled. – Pete Sampras

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respect

True courage is a result of reasoning. A brave mind is always impregnable. – Jeremy Collier

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Courage

I add a lot of citrus to my food and I think that flavors it. And, to me, that what makes it healthier, lower in fat, lower in calories. It adds lots of flavor. Spices, of course. But citrus is definitely kind of my go-to to season and really to really make those flavors, make that food come alive. – Cat Cora

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Food

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Medical