I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didnt want to and he couldnt. – Spike Milligan
Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. – Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant make me happy. – Spike Milligan