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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. - Spik

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

Other quotes by Spike Milligan

And God said, Let there be light and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. – Spike Milligan

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. – Les Dawson

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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought thered be something Id miss that was funny in the future. If theres a chance Im going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that. – Dave Navarro

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If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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