My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan
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Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. – Spike Milligan
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Money couldnt buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. – Spike Milligan
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In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and theres nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And Im not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more. – Danica Patrick
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