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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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funny
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

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Every orientation presupposes a disorientation. – Hans Magnus Enzensberger

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Whats happened with computer technology is perfectly timed for someone with my set of skills. I tell stories with pictures. What I love about CGI is that if I can think it, it can be put on the screen. – Frank Miller

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Its great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take em to some cool places. – Jeff Ament

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