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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard

Category:
Change
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Eddie Izzard
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard

Category:
Government
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Eddie Izzard
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

Category:
positive
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Eddie Izzard
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Other Quotes from
funny
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And theres a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because its not CG, theres something funny about it. – Matt Stone

Category:
funny

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Category:
funny

I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

Category:
funny

Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. – Mike Myers

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Camping

Our past is like a footprint. It only confirms we were there. No burden on our future does it bear. Bring the rain, clear the pane of clutter. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

Category:
Clutter

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. – Judith Olney

Category:
Ice Cream

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. – George Herbert

Category:
legal