Eddie Izzard's Quote - Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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