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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley

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Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if thats all youve got, youre dead in the water. Its not good. – Howard Stern

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