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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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funny
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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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Food
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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positive
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Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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This may sound funny, but as much as the Today show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. Id been happy there. I never went into the bosss office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show! – Jane Pauley

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I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper. – Francis Bacon

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Well, my background is journalism. I dont have any creative-writing experience except for one class I took as a sophomore in college. – Dave Eggers

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Life always bursts the boundaries of formulas. РAntoine de Saint-Exup̩ry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewi

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You probably found How to Survive a Robot Uprising in the humor section. Lets just hope that is where it belongs. – Daniel H. Wilson

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