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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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Eddie Izzard
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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positive
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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, its OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. – Karl Lagerfeld

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funny

Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and its funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. – Hoda Kotb

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funny

I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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funny

I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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funny

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But if you have a solid walk with the Lord, then you wont fear that failure. – Cliff Richard

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Ive had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains. – Jerry Lewis

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To be amused by what you read — that is the great spring of happy quotations. – C.E. Montague (1867–1928), “Quotation”

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Im not a Hollywood basher because enough good movies come out of the Hollywood system every year to justify its existence, without any apologies. – Quentin Tarantino

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movies