Eddie Izzard's Quote - Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard

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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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