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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard

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Change
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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