Eddie Izzard's Quote - Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Quote by Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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