Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard
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