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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard

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Government
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Eddie Izzard
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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Eddie Izzard
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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

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Until you walk a mile in another mans moccasins you cant imagine the smell. – Robert Byrne

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In the deregulated realm of US banking and finance, crime does occasionally pay for its foul deeds, not in prison time but by making modest rebates to the victims. – William Greider

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams. – Giorgio de Chirico

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The thing that we possess, that machines dont, is the ability to exhibit wisdom. – Herbie Hancock

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