Quote by Eddie Izzard
Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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Food
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You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary

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funny

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for. – Donna Tartt

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funny

Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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funny

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Leadership has become a heavy industry. Concern and interest about leadership development is no longer an American phenomenon. It is truly global. Though I will probably be in less demand, I wanted to move on. – Warren Bennis

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The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked what I thought, and attended to my answer. – Henry David Thoreau

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Compliments

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. – Umberto Eco

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Truth

The pool is terrible, but that doesnt have much to do with my record swims. Thats all mental attitude. – Mark Spitz

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Attitude