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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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Food
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Eddie Izzard
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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! – Eddie Izzard

Category:
Government
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Eddie Izzard
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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. – Victor Hugo

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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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funny

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things – in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. – Jean Dujardin

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Study history, study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. – Winston Churchill

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I think a spiritual journey is not so much a journey of discovery. Its a journey of recovery. Its a journey of uncovering your own inner nature. Its already there. – Billy Corgan

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There are distinct duties of a poet laureate. I plan a reading series at the Library of Congress and advise the librarian. The rest is how I want to promote poetry. – Rita Dove

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