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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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Eddie Izzard
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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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positive
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Eddie Izzard
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Its funny recently Ive started to notice peoples impersonations of me, and its basically like a hyperactive child. – Dave Grohl

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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one. – Jerry Stiller

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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Memories are doing funny things to us. – Milos Forman

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