Eddie Izzard's Quote - Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard

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