Eddie Izzard's Quote - Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Quote by Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away thats the deal. – Eddie Izzard

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Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan

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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. – Cathy Guisewite

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