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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. – Eddie Izzard

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positive
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Eddie Izzard
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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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funny

You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria

Category:
funny

When I was a kid I didnt feel like I fit in because – this is really silly and I probably shouldnt say it, but, I didnt think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didnt think anything was funny. I couldnt laugh. – Courteney Cox

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funny

Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

Category:
funny

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I think the thing that the American people want is for the divisive debate on health care to stop. – Jacob Lew

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Lost in a gloom of uninspired research. – William Wordsworth

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Research

Ive never missed a gig yet. Music makes people happy, and thats why I go on doing it – I like to see everybody smile. – Buddy Guy

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Music

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do. – Katharine Hepburn

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Men