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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Eddie Izzard
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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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Eddie Izzard
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Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – theyre two words which are both… different. In spelling. – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Eddie Izzard
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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funny

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. Theres no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or youre finished. Its impossible to predict anything. – Colin Quinn

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One mans folly is another mans wife. – Helen Rowland

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funny

Random Quotes

Only think of two things — the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. – Sam Mussabini

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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold — but so does a hard-boiled egg. – Anon.

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Action(s)

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. – Douglas Horton

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The public seldom forgive twice. – Johann Kaspar Lavater

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Public