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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Id be happy to be taken as a woman – and thats what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasnt going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought Id change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. – Eddie Izzard

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Change
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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Its a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do – youre proud of it – and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. – Kristen Stewart

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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The fans of The Hunger Games, of the book, are very passionate. Its funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up Cinna signs. – Lenny Kravitz

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Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

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It is the nature of the self to manifest itself, In every atom slumbers the might of the self. – Muhammad Iqbal

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After failing four times and after working for other people and realizing that nobody paid attention to the food like they should have, we wanted to just pay attention to the food and service. – Paul Prudhomme

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The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple? – Eugene Kennedy

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Hes got everything. He not a great player yet because he hasnt won any major championships, but its a matter of time. Hes an outstanding talent. I didnt realize how tall he is. – Nick Price

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