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Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

Other quotes by Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. Theyre just pretty people singing music written by others. – Eddie Izzard

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Music
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Eddie Izzard
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I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just dont deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or dont even notice that thats the thing. – Eddie Izzard

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funny
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Eddie Izzard
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There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? – Eddie Izzard

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Religion
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Eddie Izzard
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I mean, I – its so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. Ive been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out. – Lena Dunham

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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I had a very funny family. – Zach Braff

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Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When Im with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts. – David Walliams

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