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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk ab

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

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