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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk ab

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. – Evelyn Waugh

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To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb

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[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly. – Desiderius Erasmus

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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesnt pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself. – Lucille Ball

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Your emotions affect every cell in your body. Mind and body, mental and physical, are intertwined. – Thomas Tutko

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